craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
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This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
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Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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