...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
I just threw up on my dentist
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
you win again, gameday.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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