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I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
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At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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