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So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
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wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
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Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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