the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
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The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
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my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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