let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
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