...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
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I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
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You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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