Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
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Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
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he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.