glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.