After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
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Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
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That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm