My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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