She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
he thought i was a dude.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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