im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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