ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
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She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
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I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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