Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
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I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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