i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
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Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
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Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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