But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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