its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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