Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Randomize
