sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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