yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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