my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
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ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
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DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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