Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
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my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
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FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
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