I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Randomize
