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A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
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No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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