No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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