Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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