sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Less talking, more tequila
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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