Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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