I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
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His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
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All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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