whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
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