my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
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i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
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This is my gift to your gina
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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