It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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