I think i peed on brittanys purse
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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