Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
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i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
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I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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