Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Randomize
