Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
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i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
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We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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