i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
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