just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
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I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
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Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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