Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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