i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
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he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
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if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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