are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
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I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
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this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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