no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
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