Porn is love you can see.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
did you just send me my own nude
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
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