the condom got lost in my hair
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
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This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
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I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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