remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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