Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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