So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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