just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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