is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
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I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
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Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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