dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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