HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Randomize
