Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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