Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
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My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
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Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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