So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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