I need help removing her.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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