Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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