it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
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