There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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