I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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